I wish I had a less common name. You know what you find when you put "Chris Kirk" into Google? Just guess.
Not me, that's who. Not that I'm vain or anything, but I figure if someone wanted to find me on the internet, they should be able to find ME. But instead of finding me in Google, you get all of these people:
Meet Chris Kirk...
Mechanical Engineering Professor
Anthropology Professor
College golfer
College football player
Pastor for high school students
Jazz Musician
Director of Research Initiatives and Innovation (whatever that is)
A county Sherriff in Texas (don't mess with Texas)
Senate Staffer
Deputy Vice Chancellor
Steam Engine Enthusiast
Yoga Instructor
Oceaneer
Hoppin' Mad Hillbilly
And my favorite - Victim of one of the best pranks ever
Anthropology Professor
College golfer
College football player
Pastor for high school students
Jazz Musician
Director of Research Initiatives and Innovation (whatever that is)
A county Sherriff in Texas (don't mess with Texas)
Senate Staffer
Deputy Vice Chancellor
Steam Engine Enthusiast
Yoga Instructor
Oceaneer
Hoppin' Mad Hillbilly
And my favorite - Victim of one of the best pranks ever
But if you happen to have stumbled across THIS page because you typed "Chris Kirk" into your favorite search engine, and you are looking for the one that's from Mt. Vernon, you're in the right place. If you aren't, then try the above links.
- Posted: Feb 8 , 2005 @ 10:35 PM

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Hey Kirk-- just wanted to let you know if you type 'Chris Kirk' into Yahoo!, this site comes up first-- that would make the score Yahoo: 1, Google: 0.
;-)